There was a new age ceremony that took place on the property in which the participants used a white pigeon to symbolically cleanse their energies. But things went way wrong when the pigeon wouldn’t fly off afterward and instead began to act really sick. It stayed on the roof of the garage for three days without eating or drinking and French got a ladder and put a water bowl on the roof. He grew increasingly concerned until one night he came over and said the bird was acting drunk and he was worried. It was stumbling all along the ground where the cats were. A bloodbath was a sure thing.
“Should we maybe put it in a box and take care of it?”he said. “Damn hippies throwing their negative vibes into that bird.”
So he did.
We named it Google. French fed and nurtured that bird for two weeks until it finally grew strong enough to fly away.